I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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