I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I have feelings that need drinking.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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