K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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