You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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