Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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