So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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