i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
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