Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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