Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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