it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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