Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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