I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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