rhymes with "ouble enetration"
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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