..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
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