he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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