By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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