its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
the raccoons are back...
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