you're like a bully in the Christmas story
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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