at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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