So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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