I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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