So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
