Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I just want to make out with him forever
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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