They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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