We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize