That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
being pregnant is like rehab
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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