Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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