Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize