maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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