my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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