I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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