found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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