why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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