I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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