She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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