thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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