so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
