5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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