Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Randomize
