Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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