Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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