My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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