just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
why is half of my head shaved?
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