How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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