so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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