Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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