I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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