did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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