Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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