obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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