I puked a lego.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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