i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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