i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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